Mind Police
Some people might have become curious what has happened to me. The more daring might have seen the connection between the last posting and my disappearing. What has actually happened?
It happened few days after publishing the posting. I was sleeping already when the doorbell rang. I should have stuck to the usual post-communist practice in this case - jump out of the window and run like hell. But being spoilt by safety of Singapore I have opened the door. And there they were - three or four diverse people dressed in colorful t-shirts with small blue badges white writing on them. Yes it was them - CESEIA mind police! They have grabbed me and took away. I had to undergoe terrible torture of learning all the abbreviations, names of MCs, MCPs and AIs (all for last five years). I had to learn all the dances and perform them joyfully on request. After I thought it was done they have made me watch the terrible vision of the lonely world without CESEIA. And at the end I had to write 1000 times "I love CESEIA just because it is so great". Finally they let me go. I tried to run away but now I have found - they were right - world without CESEIA is sad and lonely.
Yes my dears. I really love CESEIA. And I mean it from the depth of my heart :)
(End user licence agreement - all the previous is pure fiction and written for fun. It does not have any real relationship to whatever you might know. It does not even show my attituted toward anything (especially not to the organization you might find behind :).
Read CESEIA backwards - I just didn't want google to get hooked on this with the connection to the real organization. :)
It happened few days after publishing the posting. I was sleeping already when the doorbell rang. I should have stuck to the usual post-communist practice in this case - jump out of the window and run like hell. But being spoilt by safety of Singapore I have opened the door. And there they were - three or four diverse people dressed in colorful t-shirts with small blue badges white writing on them. Yes it was them - CESEIA mind police! They have grabbed me and took away. I had to undergoe terrible torture of learning all the abbreviations, names of MCs, MCPs and AIs (all for last five years). I had to learn all the dances and perform them joyfully on request. After I thought it was done they have made me watch the terrible vision of the lonely world without CESEIA. And at the end I had to write 1000 times "I love CESEIA just because it is so great". Finally they let me go. I tried to run away but now I have found - they were right - world without CESEIA is sad and lonely.
Yes my dears. I really love CESEIA. And I mean it from the depth of my heart :)
(End user licence agreement - all the previous is pure fiction and written for fun. It does not have any real relationship to whatever you might know. It does not even show my attituted toward anything (especially not to the organization you might find behind :).
Read CESEIA backwards - I just didn't want google to get hooked on this with the connection to the real organization. :)
2 Comments:
good job.. love it.. is july 16th the next one ? or tomorrow ?
hee hee
I am certain that you wrote it for fun. Because CESEIA in Singapore is not that violent. They are peace loving creatures!
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